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Research indicates that Free Slurpee Day will not be celebrated today. There is no further understanding of why this national holiday has been canceled. People have been upset and bored lately. Now free slurpee day is canceled. This is expected to cause outrage amongst children and adults alike. No one knows exactly why the world’s favorite holiday is canceled, but there are some theories.

Why Is Free Slurpee Day Canceled?

One theory suggests that Free Slurpee Day may have been canceled for posting inappropriate content on their twitter 10 years ago, but Science does not support this theory. Tweet analyses do not suggest that 7/11 has ever been involved in a major Twitter scandal or controversy.

Another theory believes that the company is pressing hard for money. Free slurpees do not benefit 7/11 at all. Not even the hype can help the company, as everyone is already well aware that Slurpees exist. No amount of publicity can benefit 7/11 after giving away such a valuable product for free.

Lastly, it is possible that 7/11 is just trying to increase demand for the product. If Free Slurpee Day is canceled one year, this will cause a huge increase in demand for the product. No one got their fill this 7/11 and no one quenched their cravings. Fans are expected to flock local 7/11s demanding full price Slurpees.

None of these theories have been confirmed. This is all speculation, but hopefully next year we will be blessed with the return of Slurpees. We urge any readers that have any knowledge of the cancelation to reach out to us immediately.

While the world tries to make sense of this seemingly unexplainable cancelation, Realible World News will be sure to update on this matter as developments are made. Let us know your theories for the cancelation of the world’s most important holiday.