California’s Most Offensive City Under Fire Once Again Over Controversial Logo
Jar Jar Town, a city in the rural desert of California, is under scrutiny over the city’s highly offensive logo. Jar Jar Town is famous for its unruly citizens. Some think people from Jar Jar Town don’t deserve to be citizens of the United States. These opinions are hardly unjustified. If one were to visit Jar Jar Town, they would see quickly how different it is from the rest of the country. Jar Jar Town is likes a lawless land, not one of fun and sin like Las Vegas, but of a one straight out of Borderlands. Bandits and ruffians flood the dessert land searching for bystanders who have no idea what city they just came across. Hearing these wild tales must have readers wonder why anyone would be surprise that their logo is offensive. No one is surprise that it is offensive, but more surprised that it is so unsightly. The logo features a giant Jar Jar Binks blown up in 3D mounted over the mountain tops. The giant Jar Jar Binks can be seen from the I-40 freeway, and it is famous for turning visitors away from the whole state in general.
We interviewed a local from Jar Jar town and asked them about their opinion on the City’s logo. Mar Mar Jinx said “MESA LIKA LOGO. LOGO MAKE ME LOCO”. The interview was short as Mar Mar Jinx could not stop tripping for comedic relief throughout the interview.
Realible World News will be sure to keep the nation informed on Jar Jar Town, as well as their controversial takes.
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