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Self-proclaimed Crazy Man Jackson Frelling gave Realible World News an exclusive interview. This man is nuts. Jackson’s hobby is putting dirt in his eyes. He also likes putting sand in his eyes. He also likes putting his fingers in his eyes. Here’s the transcript of the interview, but BEWARE it is NSFW.

Research: Hi Mr. Crazy Man Frelling, thank you for taking the time for this Realible World News Exclusive interview, you son of a bitch.

Jackson: Of course you son of a bitch.

Research: Why did you start putting dirt in your god damn eyes?

Jackson: I accidentally put dirt in my eye one day and realized it felt so fucking good. So now I put god damn dirt in my bitch eyes every day.

Research: I heard you also like putting sand in your eyes?

Jackson: Yeah I do.

Research: You also like putting your dirty little fingers in your eye?

Jackson: Yeah I do. I’m the Crazy Man.

Research: That’s all the time I have today, thanks Mr. Frelling.

Stay tuned, we’ll be interview Jackson Frelling again later this year.

The Aftermath of the Crazy NSFW Interview

Do you think Realible World News went to far with this NSFW interview? The interview had mothers around the globe writing in to the team. The graphic language and descriptions were too much for the average reader. We promise to deliver realible news, and sometimes realible news gets dirty. We apologize to have damaged the minds and eyes of readers, but we do not apologize for the news itself. If we start censoring these interviews, it could taint the realiblity of the news itself. Do you think we handled the controversy well? Let us know down below in the comments. We hope to have more NSFW interviews coming throughout the year. Anticipate or avoid the next one at your own discretion.