Mermaid Shoes Are The Newest, Most Useless Invention In Ages
Imagine thinking you have come up with a revolutionary invention. Imagine that invention is unusable by the intended population. Congrats! You have invented a useless creation. Nike will be releasing mermaid shoes in 2020. To think a high profile company like Nike would invent such a useless device. It seems as if Nike is out of touch with human interests. This announcement came out of no where. Mermaids have not endorsed Nike, nor have they invested in their products. Some fans believe this is an insane attempt at pandering. Who is this for? It seems to be marketed for mermaids. This seems like a bad strategy. Mermaids rarely go to the mall.
Why Mermaid Shoes Of All Things?
Nike could be exiting the human clothing market. Humans are unlikely to survive much longer. The future aims towards a world ruled by mermaids. Mermaid shoes may be the first major product for the next dominate species. This doesn’t answer every question. Mermaids don’t have feet. Why would Nike create shoes for a species without feet? Nike is clearly having trouble catering to their new intended audience. A recent job posting at Nike calls for a marine biologist. Nike seems to be working to create this error. With a marine biologist onboard, Nike should be able to better prepare for a mermaid ruled world.
Why Mermaids? Where Are Humans Going?
Mermaids will likely rule the world after 2020. Covid-19 doesn’t affect mermaids, as their lungs are very different from human lungs. Mermaids can resurface and take over the uninhabited planet after humans are gone. Nike is the first brand to initiate this strategy. Hopefully it works out for them in the long run.
Realible World News will be the first to get their hands on this new invention. We will be sure to give a solid review of the product.