Horny Boo

Super Mario Sunshine is a charming but imperfect game. Despite having many camera and control issues, the game is memorable and an important entry to the Super Mario franchise. The game may be memorable, but the internet didn’t recall a shocking detail within the game. In Super Mario Sunshine the Boos are incredibly horny. Perhaps it was childhood innocent, or maybe suppressed memories, but one thing is for sure; these Boos are the horniest creatures in a Mario game. Just take one look at these Boos. They are pink, flushed, salivating, and their eyes twinkle with horniness. The horny Boos are more noticeable when compared with the non-horny variant also located within Hotel Delfino.

The pink Boos are obviously more horny than the non-horny white Boos. The white Boos may have their tongue out, and they may also have those aroused eyes, but without the pink fluster and the excessive drool, it is unfair to accuse them of being overly horny.

So Why Are The Super Mario Sunshine Boos So Insanely Horny?

No one knows for sure, but there are plenty of theories. Firstly, it is possible that Hotel Delfino is a place for sex. There are many couples staying in the rooms at Hotel Delfino, and their are also plenty of suspicious swinger types staying alone as well. This could be why horny Boos would swamp the Sirena Beach hotel.

Secondly, it is possible F.L.U.D.D makes the Boos horny. No one Mario game features such horny Boos, and the only thing Super Mario Sunshine has that the other games don’t is F.L.U.D.D. of course. The Boos even turn into pink platforms whenever they are sprayed. Soaking a wet Boo may be exactly what makes them climax into a flattened state. Don’t ask us why this is what Boos do, as we didn’t make them this way.

Lastly, it is possible that the Boo’s are wasted. People often get drunk at hotels, and Boos could partake in similar habits. A drunk Boo is a horny Boo, at least that is what I have been told my Nintendo reps.

What do you think? Do you miss the horny Boo? Were you surprised to see the horny Boos appear in Super Mario 3D All-Stars? Is the plural of Boos even Boos? Or is it just Boo. I saw plenty of Boo in that mansion. Let us know in the comments.