Donald Trump To Pardon The Hamburglar From All Charges
Donald Trump is putting his last days as the President of the United States of America to use. The soon-to-be former President will be issuing over 100 pardons before his term ends. Petitions have been asking for the pardoning of the Hamburglar since the last 90’s, and now fans are getting their wish. Donald Trump will officially pardon the Hamburglar from all crimes. This will all happen before Donald Trump is replaced.
What Did The Hamburglar Do?
His name tells all of his tales. The Hamburglar is a Robin Hood like hero that would steal hamburgers from rich capitalist franchises and give them to the poor. The Hamburglar considered himself poor, so he mainly just gave himself all of the stolen burgers. Many were inspired by his anti-corporation lifestyle, with some followers even adopting it as a way of living. The Hamburglar also killed over 3,000 people by poisoning a water supply in San Bernardino, California. The spot was close to the original first McDonalds location. Despite this, Donald Trump will pardon the Hamburglar before his own followers he threw under the bus.
Wait, The HamBurglar Killed People?
While there is no concrete proof due to the low water quality in San Bernardino, it is speculated that the Hamburglar did indeed poison the water supply closest to the original McDonalds. Donald Trump doesn’t seem to care though. Some sceptics warned him of these crimes, but he responded by stating “The Hamburglar is a fine guy. Maybe one of the greatest guys. Not as great as me, but maybe second place. I think he is an outstanding American. He was clearly framed by vegetarian activists. He would never harm a corporation, especially not one of mine. I made sure of that. If I pardon him, I can assure my safety”. The speech was vague, confusing, and even downright suspicious. This is the third time that hamburgers were involved in a Donald Trump controversy.
What do you think of the Hamburglar’s return? Do you think it is right of Donald Trump to pardon him? Let us know what you think about the whole situation down in the comments.