Blockbuster Will Finally Clean The Naughty Room In The Back
Everyone is aware that Blockbuster is a dying brand. Only one more store exists and it will be turning into an airbnb. Upon announcement of this functionality shift, Blockbuster made a huge announcement. The naughty room will finally be cleaned . The room is a legendary spot. Nearly every teenager in the 90’s had their first sight of real nudity in the naughty room of Blockbuster. The room contained all the naughty videos that were not meant to be seen. Employees kept away from the room. This means the room was also kept away from the sanitation staff. The room has collected juices for nearly 40 years. The juices could have coalesced into a living creature and lived a full life by now. Unfortunately this isn’t the case. It has merely sat in the lonely room alone, collecting dust forever.
Blockbuster Had A Naughty Room?
If the news of a naughty room in Blockbuster surprises you, then you likely weren’t a teenager in the 90’s. It is nearly tradition to have lost your innocence in the back of the famous video rental store. 97% of current 40 year olds in 2020 report seeing nudity for the first time in the back of one of the stores. If this surprises you, it is likely you are either too old, too young, or too lame to have experienced this tradition. The tradition is a common talking point to current young adults. Every 90’s kid can bond over the common grounds they all share.
The cleaning of the room comes as good news to most, but not to all. Some fans feel betrayed over the announcement. Leaving your mark on the world is important to some people. This could upset some fans, as their mark will be gone forever. This is likely going to spark protests in attempt to save the historic mess.
Realible World News plans to update the story as it develops. We can see why both sides have such strong feelings, and we hope it ends well for both sides.