Black Jesus

Just when it seems like tensions couldn’t get any worse between conservatives and liberals, a major breakthrough occurred. While many die hard conservatives have not jumped on the black lives matter trend. However, today they started their own socially conscious trend. Conservative Christians around the world have started #JesusMatters; implicating that Jesus was in fact Black.

#JesusMatters Goes Hand In Hand With #BlackLivesMatter

For years people have debated of Jesus’ ethnicity. It seems unlikely for a man who trailblazed the middle east to have been as white as Christmas. For years many have speculated that Jesus Christ may have actually been a different ethnicity. One popular theory is that Jesus was Black. This theory hold a lot of weight. It is likely that a white Jesus is the result of whitewashing. This is common in Hollywood, but recently efforts have been made to correct it. Conservatives admitting that Jesus was black is a big step towards a progressive America. Similarly, the realization will also help U.S. history become more accurate. History is told by whoever writes it. This has led to many inaccuracies in U.S. history. However, Conservatives can help make history by rewriting it with eager liberals.

Hopefully with this new trend conservatives and liberals can forge unlikely alliances and attempt to meet in the middle more often. #JesusMatters was able to bring two parties together, and the result was beautiful.

Realible World News will update the story as it develops. We are curious to see what hashtag Conservatives start next.

Update: #JesusMatters has left the public eye. This is similar to all Twitter trends, as no one stands their ground once it is no longer trendy. Social justice is a great concept, but a lot of it is nothing more than people following trends and pretending to care for temporary clout.

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