Kamala Harris’ Sexy New Undercover Position
Yesterday Joe Biden announced his running mate for the 2020 election. Speculation suggested Green Goblin was going to be his running mate. This speculation was partially incorrect. Green Goblin likely was Joe Biden’s first choice, but Kamala Harris’ sexy new undercover position got in the way.
Kamala Harris is undercover to catch a predator. No one knows who the predator is. Speculation however, has it that they are a top ranking government official. This could still be literally anyone.
What Will Come From Kamala Harris’ Sexy New Job?
Kamala Harris’ sexy new position is likely going to yield results. The promotion comes after the CIA realized no one would ever suspect another government official to track a predator. Kamala herself said “I am so close to my target that I can smell him. He smells me too. I think our battle will be mostly olfactory. Whoever smells the most will win. This will be the toughest battle of my life. I have plenty of perfume stocked to hid my scent, but my opponent can smell a woman’s nature scent from a mile away”. Bizarre interview, but interesting nonetheless.
Is Kamala Even Running For Vice President?
It is unknown if Kamala will take this job all the way to the end. If she catches her target, it is possible she will dropout all together. This job could be a plot to actually secure the vice presidency. It will not be surprising if she wins. An infamous reality television star and four times bankrupt business man is currently the President of the United States. Everything and anything is fair game. We anticipate the whackiest election of all time.
Realible World News will update the story as developments are made. If a live arrest happens on television, we will be sure to share it everywhere.