Joe Biden’s Vice President Confirmed To Be The Green Goblin

No one was expecting much from Joe Biden’s Vice President choice. Despite incredibly low expectations, Joe Biden managed to make a horrible decision. He may have just costed himself the election. Joe Biden’s Vice President will be the Green Goblin. The Green Goblin has openly expressed his hatred towards the average person. He was one the most hated man in New York, and for good reason. The ex. business tycoon has caused mayhem and destruction for years. Fellow Democrats are confused, as the Green Goblin isn’t even a Democrat. Why would Biden select such a sketchy Vice President? There are many theories surrounding the strange announcement. Perhaps Biden seeks financial support from the Green Goblin’s company, Oscorp. Other theorists think Biden may be a puppet president, and the Green Goblin has been pulling the strings all along.

Could Joe Biden’s Vice President Pull The Strings?

This is very possible that the Green Goblin is pulling the strings. Joe Biden has proven cognitive decline throughout the election cycle. This leaves many sceptics worried about his future performance. If Joe Biden is unable to remain president, the Green Goblin will become the new Vice President of The United States of America. The Green Goblin would never win an election as the front-runner, but now his victory is nearly guaranteed. If Joe Biden’s Vice President takes over the presidency, the world could be at stake. The New York villain is infamous for his proposed budget cuts and anti-social policies. No Democrat could possibly enjoy a country with the Green Goblin at the helm.

Did Anyone Predict This Happening?

Bernie Bros expected something like this to happen. The fans had little faith in closet Republican Joe Biden, and knew he would pick an even worse Vice President. Third party voters are not surprised either. They have been vocal about the incompetence of Joe Biden from the start of the election. In a world with low expectations, Joe Biden managed to disappoint everyone. The only Vice President that could be worse was already reserved by Donald Trump. Mike Pence is just the worst.

Realible World News will keep an eye out while the story develops. If Green Goblin replaces Joe Biden, we will be the first to announce our new president.