Splash Kingdom Fire, How Does A Water Park Burn Down?

Splash Kingdom of Southern California has been engulfed in flames. Most of California has been a flame, so this may not sound too surprising. The surprising part is that Splash Kingdom is a water park. How does a water park burn down? This just doesn’t make sense. Are the water slides filled with gasoline? Did they oil up the slides too much? No one knows for sure, but there are plenty of theories. Water parks typically have tons of water. One burning down sounds odd at best and suspicious at worst. Splash Kingdom used to be known as Pharoh’s Lost Kingdom. It is possible that the God’s are smiting the locating for committing cultural appropriation. The Splash Kingdom fire is upsetting, but also ironic.

So How Did Splash Kingdom Burn Down?

No one knows for sure, but here are the theories. Firstly, it is possible there is too much chlorine in the water. The park may be 88% flammable gas at this point. Covering up all of the pee water is difficult. It may have required gallons of chemicals. Secondly, it is possible too much flammable oil was used to lubricate the slide. No one likes getting slide burn. It is possible Splash Kingdom went over board on the oiling. Lastly, it is possible the park hasn’t been maintained. Covid-19 hit hard, and lots of businesses are suffering. The park likely hasn’t been managed and maintained as well as hoped during this time. Cleaning agents may have even contributed to the outburst of flames. No one knows for sure. Any theory is possible, but only one is likely to be true.

What do you think about the Splash Kingdom Fire? Will you miss the park if they can’t recover? Will you do anything to support their survival? Let us know your thoughts.