moon reveal

NASA has a big moon reveal to announce. The news leaked early this morning, and the truth will shock you. The moon is not what you think it is. This giant ball in the sky is not romantic after all, it is terrifying. NASA was finally able to see the other side of the moon, and what they learned will change the world forever. The moon has a face. Not just a face, but a terrifying face. We will never feel safe again.

So What Does The Moon Really Look Like?

The moon is a monster. When you stare at the moon, it stares back. NASA released a picture of the true moon and it is terrifying. It is unclear if the moon has always been this menacing, or if this face developed over time. Some theories suggest that their used to be a friendly moon, but he has been taken over. Other theories suggest that the moon used to be nice and happy, but the world disappointed it one to many time. Each theory holds weight, but regardless we know the moon is pissed.

What Does The NASA Moon Reveal Mean For The Earth?

It is nearly guaranteed that the moon will destroy the Earth. The moon is getting closer and closer each day. It is possible that the moon intends to eat the Earth. Nasa is worried that the moon is more aggressive than ever, and it might just ram into us for fun. However, it doesn’t matter why the moon is doing it. All we know is that the moon will be doing it. The moon will destroy the Earth soon. Thank you NASA for terrifying us once again. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. I may never sleep peacefully again.

What did you think about the big NASA moon reveal? Are you terrified? Let us know in the comments.