Minecraft

For some odd reason, Steve’s meat has been removed from Super Smash Brothers Ultimate. The internet made some jokes about Steve’s victory screen. These were only jokes though. Fans joked about Steve’s victory pose because it looks as if he is holding his penis. In Minecraft, Steve can hold and eat meat to regain health. Steve was merely participating in a post battle meal, but the internet made a joke out of it. No one really thought this was Steve’s penis, but now Nintendo had the victory pose removed. This only makes it more suspicious. Why would Nintendo removed what was obviously Steve holding meat? Could it really have been his penis after all? No one knows for sure, but it was definitely removed.

Why Would Steve’s Meat Be Removed?

This is the a million dollar question. If it wasn’t his penis, why remove it? No one knows for sure. There is absolutely no way an actual adult or parent saw this and complained. The only people talking about Steve’s meat are internet trolls. Nintendo shouldn’t have taken it so seriously. It would be like removing “so long gay Bowser” from Mario 64. Obviously Mario didn’t say such a thing. Chris Martinet may have said it as an Easter egg, but Mario himself never would. Nintendo shouldn’t remove things just because someone else’s dirty mind saw what isn’t there. Even if Sakurai did have Steve hold his meat as a dirty joke, it is still just meat. Nintendo should reapply Steve’s meat to the game. Right now it just seems suspicious, and it almost infers that Steve really was holding his penis.

What do you think about Steve’s meat being removed? Do you think it was justified? Let us know in the comments. Hopefully a petition will start requesting that Sakurai brings back Steve’s meat.