HALO INFINITE IS NO MORE | Weekly Broadcast
For the Weekly Broadcast of September 18th we report about how Halo Infinite is no more, Ellen DeGeneres’ new product, Paw Patrol bodycam controversy, Blippi, and Scooby Doo’s testicles.
HALO INFINITE IS NO MORE | Weekly Broadcast Episode 3
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Halo VI: Jesus Is Coming Announced For The Xbox Series X
Today Microsoft announced the highly anticipated new game in the Halo series. Halo, as one could assume from its name, is a series following Jesus lover Master Chief. Master Chief is a devote follower of Christ that will do anything to bring his second coming, including circumcising himself…
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Everyone Hates The Ellen DeGeneres Scented Candle
Ellen DeGeneres dropped a candle that smells like her and it is really bland. It is almost as forgettable as her forgettable role as the forgetful fish. Research suggests that this Ellen brand candle does not burn evenly and produces way too much smoke. In a similar nature to how Ellen treated the crew of the Ellen Show, she insists that the candles are only manufactured in the worst, least humane factory sweatshops….
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Paw Patrol Footage Lost After Chase Illegally Shuts Off His Bodycam
Chase is under fire once again, this time it isn’t for police brutality. Children across the globe are upset due to the lack of new episodes of Paw Patrol. Why did production slow down? Research suggests that footage has been lost at an alarming rate. This is likely due to increased instances of illegal bodycam removal….
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Blippi Mind Control? He Won’t Stop Until Every Single Child Is Under His Control
Research suggests that Youtube sensation Blippi currently has at least 83% of children in the world under his control. These numbers are incredibly impressive and has every influencer wondering how he managed to become so powerful. Blippi is using mind control to force children to watch his content. Science suggests that his mind control comes from a psychological stand point rather than some sort of physical neurological device…
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The Scooby-Doo Mystery He Could Never Solve, Where Did His Balls Go?
Scooby Doo could be considered the greatest detective of the millennia, but there is one Scooby-Doo mystery he just can’t seem to solve. In the recent film “Scoob” Scooby Doo sees another dog, but there is something very different about this dog. The dog has balls underneath his behind. Scooby Doo is shocked by this discovery, but he believes this feature is unique to this masculine dog…
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