Depression

Results from a longitudinal experimental study conducted at the University of California, Irvine suggest that the cure to depression is indeed lawn chairs. UCI broke the news by emailing students the breaking news. Students have been struggling with depression in response to the Covid-19 pandemic, and UCI wanted to show students that they are listening. The lucky students received the first known advice regarding the cure of depression. UCI suggested that students “just take it easy” and “pull out a lawn chair an relax outside”. We tried this technique out, and both Science and Research agree that it definitely cured depression. We recommend anyone struggling with depression give the lawn chair technique a try. If this doesn’t work, please reach out to more mainstream services and techniques to combat depression.

Realible World News will be sure to update as the story develops, and we anticipate the re-release of the DSM-V that adds the cure to depression in the manual.