Attack Attack Wendys

In a surprise twist, Attack Attack’s new vocalist has been revealed. We truly are living in a simulation. Wendy’s fast food chain managed to coerce the information out of Attack Attack this evening. This may sound odd, but this is just the world we live in now. Wendy’s has been tweeting about pop-punk throughout the last day. Many bands jumped on the bandwagon and started tweeting at Wendy’s. A similar situation happened a couple years ago. Last time Wendy’s called Attila’s Chris Fronzak a “wannabe Frankie Palmeri”. Whoever is running Wendy’s Twitter must really know the scene well. This is evident as no one knows who Frankie Palmeri is. Attack Attack eventually tweeted to Wendy’s. Wendy’s responded by saying “do you guys even have a vocalist?” This is when Attack Attack revealed that Chris Fronzak will indeed be vocalist in the new Attack Attack lineup.

So Who Is Chris Fronzak?

Chris Fronzak is the “Metalcore Millionaire” that performs vocals in the bands Attila and Bonecrew. This title is important to note because no one in metalcore ever makes rent, never mind millions. Chris Fronzak is a successful entrepreneur who has a record label, Onlyfans, clothing line, and even tried to bring back the Van’s Warped Tour. Joining Attack Attack makes sense for Chris. The vocalist has previously mentioned working on more music than ever this year. This comes as a surprise to many, but seeing Attack Attack double down on the ridiculousness and including Fronz could be a treat.

What Does Wendy’s Have To Do With Attack Attack’s New Vocalist?

Wendy’s has absolutely nothing to do with Attack Attack or their new vocalist. It is weird how we got to this point, but I am not complaining. I look forward to hearing more as it develops.

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