Disappointing: Homeless Man Wins Free Red Lobster For A Year
Some people are more fortunate than others. While some sweepstakes winners get to meet Zach and Cody from the Sweet Life of Zach and Cody, others get free Red Lobster. A local homeless man from Irvine, California was ecstatic to find a winning ticket for free Red Lobster for the year of 2020. The man couldn’t believe his eyes. The man thought to himself “I will finally not have to worry about filling my stomach”, but literally did he know, this is only the beginning of an entirely new problem.
What Is Wrong With Winning A Year Of Free Red Lobster?
A year of free lobster sounds incredible, but a year of free Red Lobster sounds like diarrhea and disappointment. The chain is notorious for being the worst sit-down restaurant of all time. If you have a sibling or friend that still remembers the restaurant fondly, just dare them to go again. They will immediately update their verbal review. Red Lobster is exclusively famous for their Cheddar Bay Biscuits. This is where the problem lies. Imagine a year of free biscuits. That is only one food group. Maybe the cheese could be considered some dairy gains. but not enough for our tastes. This homeless man has a lot to worry about.
Will He Have To Live Off Of Just Cheddar Biscuits For A Year?
If the man wants to survive, he will have to ignore the rest of the menu. Exclusively living off biscuits doesn’t sound fun, it sounds like a nightmare. An all carbs diet can be deleterious for ones health, and this could end in tragedy.
What Does The Homeless Man Think Of His Winnings?
We found the homeless man and asked him his opinion on Red Lobster. He said “I was excited at first, but upon receiving my preview meal of 2020, I really don’t think I will be utilizing this free year of food. Maybe if I get really hungry one day I might stopped by for some of their Cheddar Bay Biscuits, but then I would just get thirsty. I think I will weigh my options going forward”. As expected, he doesn’t sound very excited.
What you be disappointed if you won a year of free Red Lobster? Let us know in the comments.