Pirates Of The Caribbean Reboot Stars Tom Holland As Hipster Captain Jack Sparrow
As if the world needed another Pirates of the Caribbean movie, Disney has announced that they will be releasing a brand new Pirates of the Caribbean reboot starring none other than Tom Holland as the iconic Captain Jack Sparrow.
Captain Jack Sparrow Recasted As Tom Holland
Fans of the original movies may be disappointed to hear that this new version of Pirates of the Caribbean will feature a much younger, more hipster version of Captain Jack Sparrow. Gone are the days of Johnny Depp’s swashbuckling, drunken pirate – instead, we will be introduced to a Captain Jack Sparrow who is more interested in his artisanal beard oil and drinking local matcha lattes than in plundering and pillaging.
This new Captain Jack Sparrow will be seen sipping on a matcha latte while riding his eco-friendly bicycle through the streets of Port Royal, searching for the perfect Instagram spot to post his latest #ootd (outfit of the day) photo. He will be accompanied by a crew of equally hipster pirates, who will be armed not with swords and guns, but with artisanal smoothie bowls and locally-sourced avocados.
The Pirates of the Caribbean Reboot Stars A Hipster Captain Jack Sparrow
But don’t worry, there will still be plenty of action and adventure in this new Pirates of the Caribbean reboot. Instead of fighting off deadly sea monsters and competing with rival pirate crews, Captain Jack and his crew will face the ultimate foe: gentrification. Yes, that’s right – the pirates must band together to save their beloved Port Royal from being overrun by what they loved most, trendy coffee shops and artisanal boutiques.
Originally, Pirates of the Caribbean 6 was going to be a modern take on pirates. The film was going take place in 2000 and be all about modern music piracy. Fortunately, after the controversial firing of Johnny Depp from the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, this reboot as been scrapped.
So get ready to set sail on a new adventure with Captain Jack Sparrow and his hipster pirate crew. This new Pirates of the Caribbean reboot is sure to be a treasure trove of laughs, adventure, and eco-friendly fun.
What Other Tom Holland Reboots Are Coming Out?
Fortunately, Tom Holland is being casted in nearly every Hollywood reboot.
Tom Holland stars as Naruto in the highly-anticipated Naruto live-action movie. Fans of the anime are very excited to see how Tom Holland brings his energy to the role of Naruto Uzumaki.
Even more exciting news however is that Tom Holland will be playing Steve in the Minecraft live-action movie. Fans of Minecraft have been fan-casting Tom Holland as Steve for years and now they finally will have their wish.
Additionally, Tom Holland plays Drake in the live-action Uncharted film. For fans hoping to get a look into his role as Captain Jack Sparrow, this may be a great