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WWE Summer Slam 2021 Will Be All Minority Wrestlers

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WWE Summer Slam

WWE Summer Slam is a fan favorite summer event. Some WWE deny that summer even starts until the WWE Summer Slam happens each year. With diversity as such an important factor, they announced that the 2021 WWE Summer Slam is exclusively minority wrestlers. That’s right, don’t expect to see any straight white men tumbling in the ring next year. So what does this mean for the future of the WWE? We got an exclusive interview with Vince McMahon. “I don’t want WWE fans to worry. I know that this is a big change for many of us. Nonetheless, it must be known that this is not a permanent change. After the WWE Summer Slam next year, we will make sure to bring our our minority wrestlers back to a minimum.”

Below, we have the brand new Minority Driven WWE lineup. Scroll down and meet the new crew.

Black Hulk Hogan

The first new wrestler in Summer Slam 2021 is Black Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan is coming out of his retirement and becoming black to be in this minority smack down. It’s unknown if they’ll be hiring a Black athlete to play Hulk Hogan, or if Hulk Hogan will be decked out in full blackface. Either way, we can’t wait to see how Black Hulk Hogan fairs in next year’s big match.

Gay Undertaker

The Undertaker is coming back as a gay man! This is truly epic. Since Undertaker has been one of the gnarliest wrestlers in WWE history, him coming out as gay for the WWE Summer Slam shows how accepting the WWE is. It speculated that Undertaker will be revealing his new boyfriend for the tag team match. There’s no way fans won’t love this new, minority Undertaker.

What? These aren’t even real minority wrestlers.

We realized that too. Although these wrestlers are technically minorities, this seems more like an insult to actual black and gay wrestlers. This cop out to appease the increased demand for minority respect in entertainment is disgusting. In fact, this is the laziest, worst attempt at minority inclusion we’ve ever seen. Since the WWE has already received backlash in how they handle their actual minority wrestlers, they are going to get huge hate over this.

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Dwayne The Rock Johnson Bought the XFL For This Greedy Reason

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The XFL, a second football league that no one ever asked for, crashed and burned the moment it began. The sheer number of sports is outrageous. Also, there is no reason for a second football league and there are currently far too many games and teams to keep track of. Also, doubling that amount would drive people crazy. What reason is there for the XFL? There isn’t any, but that has not stopped celebrities from throwing around their money for outrageous reason. Dwayne the Rock Johnson bought the XFL for one incredibly selfish reason.

He wants recreate The Game Plan (2007). This film was one of his first starring roles and is severely underappreciated. Thus, the Rock created a plan to purchase this league and stage a real-world recreation of The Game Plan. No one knows exactly who The Rock will be bring on board for the starring roles of Joe Kingman (Dwayne Johnson) and Peyton Kellly (Madison Pettis). Strangely, even though the original film was made by Disney, they are completely uninvolved in this recreation.

It’s believed that the XFL will be designed to be more similar to the WWE. Dwayne The Rock Johnson Bought the XFL with his WWE experience in mind. We are hoping The Rock will bring in some of his old WWE friends. Will we see the Undertaker, Brock Lesner, John Cena, Ric Flair, or Rey Mysterio? Science has the controversial opinion that a theatrical, scripted football would be far more entertaining than the NFL. On the other hand, Research suggests that the XFL will continue to be unprofitable and ultimately fail, like it did in the early 2000s and 2020. There is no chance that the Rock’s 15 million dollar investment to recreate The Game Plan will give the results he wants. If anything, this is an embarrassing display of lacking self-confidence. The Rock should let The Game Plan rot in the shadows, where it belongs.