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Home Alone 2: Lost In New York, is a classic almost exclusively due to Donald Trumps appearance. The movie turned Mr. Trump into the star we all know today. Now history will change forever. Every copy of Home Alone 2 will be recalled, and replaced with a new version that will remove Donald Trumps newly controversial appearance. Joe Biden will be replacing the former POTUS in this iconic role.

Why Replace Donald Trump In Home Alone 2?

Donald Trump now joins the ranks of Hitler, Stalin, and Osama as infamous political figures. Watching Home Alone 2 in 2021 could instantly trigger anyone, and this is a risk 20th Century Fox (Or Disney?) are not willing to take. To keep Home Alone 2 a trigger-free movie, the company has decided to replace Donald Trump in his legendary role. Joe Biden was the perfect replacement, as he is not triggering to anyone. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this revision. Joe Biden will be the best President ever, and this is based off of nothing as he has not started his position yet.

How Will They Enforce This Recall?

It will be a class A felony to harbor an old copy of Home Alone 2: Lost In New York. The United States government will go door-to-door collection old copies of the movie. This recall will take place from January 28th to February 28th. The month long recall will be the first big act of the Biden campaign. There is no benefit from giving up your cherished copy of Home Alone 2, other than receiving the new and improved version of the film. There is speculation that a Donald Trump version of the movie could go for millions to a die-hard Trumper. Is protecting one of these copies worth a felony though? That is up for you to decide.

What do you think of this change? Is this George Lucas levels of history changing? Let us know in the comments.