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Taco Mesa: Should This Taco Tuesday Be Deported or Does It Deserve a Green Card?

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Taco Mesa is a Mexican restaurant chain with several locations in Southern California. We happened to go to the location in Costa Mesa, CA. Based on 5 objective measurements, below is our official score for Taco Mesa. Should Taco Mesa be your Taco Tuesday destination?

Taco Mesa: Taco Tuesday Deals Up the Wazoo

Taste

We tried fish, carnitas, and beef tacos, as well as the jalapeno poppers. The fish tacos were good, but it didn’t top the scales. The beef tacos were flavorful but the texture reminded me of burnt beard hair. I’m not sure if this is a negative or not. The carnitas were the best. These are the best carnitas tacos I’ve had. They were juicy with pico, cabbage, cotija, and a savory crema. I would return for these tacos alone. The jalapeno poppers left a lot to be desired. But who needs poppers when you can get this carnitas taco? My stomach is happy and my taste buds are singing.

Price

Taco Mesa’s Taco Tuesday deal is the BEST. DEAL. EVER. Atleast the greatest we’ve come across so far. These premium tacos are only $1.95 a piece. How could you beat that? Their margarita deal is also $4. Also an unbeatable price. However, their horchata was a bit pricy. It was surprisingly more expensive than their mixed beverages. Not sure what this suggests for the quality of either drink.

Ambience

Taco Mesa has beautiful Day of the Dead murals painted on the walls. The visuals were incredible and the staff was nice. If I was able to dine in here with Mexican music and a margarita pitcher, it would’ve been perfect. Even though I took the food to go and ate at home, I have to give high remarks to their ambience.

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Toot Power

God damn my body is fighting back. My stomach is churning and air is escaping out of my mouth and my behind. I wish every taco Tuesday gave me these feelings of ecstasy. This is the first time a Taco Tuesday will continue into a Taco Wednesday. The fiesta in my body can’t stop.

Butthole Burn

I am actively writing on the porcelain throne. I am planted on the toilet with no end in sight. The pain is exquisite and I savor every second of it. My family has been listening to my screams from outside the bathroom. They’re currently knocking asking if I am still conscience. I have never felt more alive.

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Taco Mesa Final Score

This restaurant did not disappoint on Taco Tuesday. Between delicious food and the powerful effects it has on your body, Taco Mesa is fantastic and definitely deserves a green card. This is the highest ranking to date. However, we won’t stop until we find a perfect 100.

For more Taco Tuesday ideas and reviews, check out the Taco Tuesday section on the home page.

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Rodrigo’s Mexican Grill, Should You RodriGO Here For Taco Tuesday?

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Rodrigo’s Mexican Grill is a full service chain with several locations in Southern California. We happened to go to the location in Fullerton, CA. Based on 5 objective measurements, below is our official score for Rodrigo’s Mexican Grill. Should Rodrigo’s be your Taco Tuesday destination?

Rodrigo’s Mexican Grill, Is It the RodriGo-To Taco Tuesday?

Taste

These burritos tickled my taste buds. I got the Ultimate Burrito Chimi-style, while Dr. Williams got his Ultimate Burrito tortilla-style. They probably have a larger menu than just the Ultimate Burrito, but why would you order anything else? The name itself implies it is the best item on the menu. What sounds tastier, the “Ultimate” Burrito, or the Flautas? What even is a flauta? Anyways, this food was incredible. The burrito had huge flavor. Great meat, a little bit of spice, melted cheese and guacamole on top. It doesn’t get any better than this.

Price

The price was respectable. You get a lot of food for you money. However, it still felt a little steep. $15 for a burrito, with no sides, is difficult to justify. Although the burrito is delicious and large, some sides would be appreciated.

Ambience

The ambience in the restaurant was pretty awkward. Unfortunately, due to the make-shift patio dining, we weren’t able to enjoy the beautiful aesthetics of the restaurants interior. This has given a temporarily lower score to the ambience. We had patio seating, and there were a couple groups sitting near us as well. Since it was election night, tension were high. Some families were decked in their MAGA hats, while others were wearing their “Vote Blue No Matter Who” shirts. The Republican supporters were clearly extra uncomfortable dining in Mexican restaurant, while the Democrats were too busy trying to speak broken Spanglish to their servers. It ruined the ambience for me.

Toot Power

The toot power is through the roof with this Taco Tuesday. Rodrigo’s Mexican Grill is one of the best fuels for your anus. If you’re looking for a gassy symphony, this is the spot for you. I have practically sharted writing this review. The burps and farts are coagulating inside my gastrointestinal tract, and I could be happier. This is the feeling you’re supposed to get after an authentic Taco Tuesday. We have been taking shots of Tequila throughout dinner, so that might contribute to the ongoing battle with our stomachs. Regardless, this is all part of a traditional Taco Tuesday experience.

Butthole Burn

After going to the bathroom, things were wet and wild. Tequila and the burrito seemed to join forces to loosen my colon and wreck my rectum. This is the best Tuesday I’ve had in years. Rodrigo’s Mexican Grill has nailed this category.

Rodrigo’s Mexican Grill Final Score

This restaurant did not disappoint on Taco Tuesday. Between delicious food and the powerful effects it has on your body, Rodrigo’s Mexican Grill is fantastic.

For more Taco Tuesday ideas and reviews, check out the Taco Tuesday section on the home page.

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