South Park Cut-Outs Will Be The Only Attendees At The First Presidential Debate
The South Park gang recently attended the latest Denver Broncos Game. The stadium was filled with South Park Cut-Outs and the world loved it. Now the gang isn’t finished yet though.
The First Presidential Debate will see the South Park cut-outs as the only audience members. This news is exciting, as if anyone makes for a good crowd, it is someone from the town of South Park. Fans can expect whacky antics, wild conspiracies, and drunken ‘Merica fights. This is the pay-per-view event the world has been waiting for. Rumors have it that creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone are even writing the event. This could be South Park’s biggest publicity stunt since the 90’s.
Why Would South Park Cut-Outs Attend The First Presidential Debate?
The news seems shocking at first, but it makes a lot of sense. South Park is scheduled to air a one-hour pandemic special the following night. If the South Park gang can get enough attention Tuesday night, then Wednesday night’s episode will likely break records. Tons of work was put into creating all of those South Park cut-outs, so utilizing them for an even bigger event is a brilliant move. It is likely that the people of South Park will take over every single audience until the pandemic is over. We can expect to see Dancing With The Stars and America’s Got Talent utilize the town of South Park.
Why Them?
Citizens of South Park are total wild cards. If anyone was going to get in a giant group and travel to a sports game or a debate, it would be the citizens of South Park. The folks of South Park bring a chaotic energy with them everywhere they go, and it makes for good television. The United States will have an exciting rest of 2020 thanks to the people of South Park.
Realible World News will be sure to update the article after the whacky antics occur.