Sleepy Joe

Joe Biden is running, but he doesn’t know what he is running for. It could be a race, or it could be for the President of the United States, but to Joe that doesn’t make a difference. His speech will not change regardless of where he appears. Joe doesn’t make sense whether he is in the right place or the wrong place. On September 24th 2020, Joe Biden was told he was still in the running. Upon hearing this news, witnesses say he jumped out of his seat (slowly) and began to urgently leave his secret nursing home. No one could stop Joe from aimlessly running to the “walking for a cure” marathon. The marathon was created in order to raise money for Covid-19.

Reports say that Joe was running and running and wouldn’t stop. His speed reached a respectable 7 miles per hour, but that was only the peak. He didn’t make it far, but he knew he made it to something. We tried to interview him as he reached the starting line exhausted, but his words were unintelligible. No one is sure whether it was due to exhaustion or if this was just the usual babbling.

Why Is Joe Biden Running?

No one knows why Joe Biden is running. Some say he is a puppet waiting to be used. Alternately, others believe he is simply a man on his decline that is not in too deep to quit. Either way everyone can agree that on one thing; no one has a clue why he is running. We tried to reach out to Biden’s team and ask why he is running, but they had no information either. It seems as if no one knows. This may be the first question in history that has no answer. Republicans and Democrats alike just cannot figure out why he is running or what he is running for.

Realible World News will be sure to update the article if anyone ever finds out why Joe Biden is running.