Rick Moranis Punched By Aggressive Race Car Driver
Rick Moranis is one of the most beloved celebrities of all time. The following statement is why it is so shocking to report that Rick Moranis has been randomly punched while roaming the streets. Bystanders report seeing Captain Falcon flee the scene of the crime. Is it possible that Captain Falcon is the culprit? Captain Falcon is a beloved Nintendo character and a popular Super Smash Brothers Veteran.
Why Would Captain Falcon Punch Rick Moranis?
If the rumors are to be believed, than Captain Falcon may be having another episode. Back in 2001 during the interview tours for Super Smash Brothers Melee a similar issue occurred. Captain Falcon falcon punched a disgruntled fan. The attack was regarding a fan showing disapproval upon leaks suggesting Captain Falcon would be returning. The fan was hoping that Ridley from Metroid Prime would be joining the roster. The fan sued Captain Falcon after the attack. The lawsuit costed Nintendo millions, and Captain Falcon has been returning to the brawl just to pay his bills.
Being a race car driver wasn’t paying the bills, and Captain Falcon has been juggling two jobs ever since. The main reason racing didn’t work out for Captain Falcon is that there has only been two F-Zero games in the last three decades. Captain Falcon is desperate for work and frustrated. Captain Falcon hasn’t had any public fights since 2001, but after 19 years the fighter/racer could have relapsing. If Captain Falcon Punched Rick Moranis, he could be sued yet again. This could secure his devotion to appearing in Super Smash Brothers for the rest of his life. Hopefully Captain Falcon is doing well mentally, and we hope Rick Moranis has a speedy recovery.
Let us know what you think about the rumor. Is Captain Falcon innocent? No statement has been made as of yet. We will update the story as appropriate.