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Santa Claws Are The Alcoholic Hit Of The Holidays

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White Claws dominate the summer, but now Santa Claws are here to take over the holidays. The new Christmas-friendly hard seltzer is here. White Claws are the most popular alcoholic drink of the last two years. With the hype behind alcoholic seltzers at an all-time peak, it is only fitting that White Claws surprise the world with a third pack of flavors. Just in time for the holidays, ‘Santa Claws’ is coming to town. The new 12 pack of hard seltzers come with four new seasonal flavors bound to make everyone actually enjoy the holidays.

What Are The New Seasonal White Claw Flavors?

The ‘Santa Claws’ pack comes with flavors fitting for the holidays. The flavors are Peppermint, Mistletoe, eggnog, and Santa cream. Most of these flavors sound odd and inedible, but we got a couple of reviewer packs, and the beverages do not disappoint. It taste like seltzer water with a splash of Christmas. What more could anyone possibly want for the Holidays? Even a total Scrooge will enjoy the holidays this year.

Why Are They Called Santa Claws?

While it might seem odd for a drink to blatantly refer to a Christian holiday, it is actually an incredibly smart business move. No one needs and wants alcohol more than a Christian Dad of four. This is the perfect Christmas gift for dad. It has all of the trendy and low calorie fun of the White Claw, with all the alcohol content a dad will love. Bring dad home a couple packs and Christmas is guaranteed to be a hit. Additionally, anyone can enjoy Santa Claws, even if you don’t celebrate Christmas. Everyone is a winner when the claw is the law.

What do you think about Santa Claws? Are you going to run to the store right now? We highly recommend it. Merry Christmas!

Starbucks New Seasonal Drink

Starbucks’ New Seasonal Drink ‘Santa Cream Latte’ Removed From Menu

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Starbucks is no stranger to holiday controversies. The ‘Santa Cream Latte’ was a huge hit during the 6 hours it was available. The new drink perfectly captured the holiday spirit, and fans were loving it. Reports suggest that the drink was a perfect blend of cream and peppermint. So why was the hit drink removed so quickly? It ends up the beverage was a bit inappropriate, and people were not happy to see it on the menu. Starbucks then removed their new seasonal drink from the menu.

Why Did Starbucks Remove Their New Seasonal Drink From The Menu?

Apparently the drink was too offensive to remain on the menu. Mothers around the world found the drink inappropriate to be on the menu. Starbucks has yet to make a statement, but fans have their theories. Some fans suggest that it is simply inappropriate to show the image of Santa Claus. Starbucks is not being mindful of other religions and cultures by making Santa Claus the star of the hit new drink. Others believe that the root of the issue lies within the name of the product. The Santa Cream Latte just sounds wrong. It is irresponsibility for Starbucks to release a drink that has Santa’s cream as an ingredient.

What Is Wrong With The Name Of The Drink?

It is popular to call baby gravy “cream” amongst younger crowds. Starbucks likely was not aware of the usage of this slang term. The drink’s name could imply that Santa creams in each cup. This would be false advertising. It is unlikely that there is actually Santa’s cream in each cup. That would require a lot of cream. Starbucks likely removed the beverage from the menu to avoid false advertisement claims.

Were you one of the lucky few that got their hands on the elusive Santa Cream Latte? Let us know in the comments if you enjoyed some of Santa’s cream. Hopefully Starbucks adds a new seasonal drink to replace this controversial latte.