Rock Show

Coldplay is a rock band that is famous for their soothing sound and simplistic style, but one rock critic recently attended one of their concerts and had only negative things to say. Hard rocker Ethan Paine said he expected more from an arena level rock band. Thousands of people were in attendance, yet not a single one seemed to know how to rock. Mr. Paine reports that there was not a single moshpit throughout the entire night. Coldplay played an impressive 24 song set, so it understandably astonishing that out of 24 songs, not a single song got the crowd pumped up. What is a rock show without metal horns, moshpits, and guitar riffs? Well the answer is finally here; it is a Coldplay concert.

Realible World News snagged an interview with Ethan Paine who said “It was a difficult 24 song set to get through. I exclusively only pay the $200 entry fee as an opportunity to get some frustration out. I just want to lose my mind with some rockers and have a good time. When I found out that Coldplay, a famous rock band, doesn’t have a single mosh call in their set, I was disgusted. How is this any different from pop music? If I wanted to stand around and stay motionless I would go see that depressing ginger boy live”. Mr. Paine has a solid point, but I am not too sure why he ever expected so much from Coldplay to begin with.

Realible World News will be on top of this story, and we will be sure to update the site immediately after Coldplay has their first post pit.