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WHY ARE THERE MONOLITHS IN NINTENDO GAMES? | Weekly Broadcast

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For the Weekly Broadcast of December 11th, we explore why are these monoliths in Nintendo games? We also discuss Crazy Frog’s controversial return and a new Breaking Bad Spinoff.

WHY ARE THERE MONOLITHS IN NINTENDO GAMES?

WHY ARE THERE MONOLITHS IN NINTENDO GAMES? | Weekly Broadcast

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Monoliths Are Now Appearing In Nintendo Games

Breath of the Wild Monolith

For weeks now steel monoliths have been popping up around the globe. No one knows what it means or where they are coming from. It now seems that this could all be a publicity stunt from Nintendo. Monolith Soft are a developer for Nintendo that have worked on the Xenoblade games and helped with The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. It cannot be a coincidence that the monoliths have appeared within Xenoblade Chronicles and Breath of the Wild respectively. Nintendo is about to announce something huge.

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Crazy Frog Is Back And His Penis Is Bigger Than Ever

Crazy Frog Penis

Crazy Frog is back and about time too. His Twitter account has recently become active again, which sparked fan speculation all across the globe. Is he planning a comeback? Is a new album on the horizon? Or is he just planning on launching an Onlyfans? No one knows for sure, but one thing is definitely for sure. Crazy Frog’s penis is now bigger than ever.

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New Breaking Bad Spinoff “The One Who Knocks” Will Focus on Walter White’s Middle School Years

People can’t get enough. After Better Call Saul and El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie, fans still demand more. We’ve see the rise and fall of Walter White, the history of Saul Goodman, and Jesse Pinkman continuing life after Walt. This new Breaking Bad Spinoff “The One Who Knocks,” could be called “The One Who Still Poopoos In His Pants,” because we’ll finally get backstory on Walter’s childhood years. We’ll see what formed him into the man we meet at the beginning of Breaking Bad.

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Aliens Are Real

Aliens Are Real And They Are Addicted To ‘How It’s Made’

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Aliens are real, and apparently they cannot get enough of human television. The Galactic Federation finally made contact with the Earth, but not for the reasons that one would expect. However, they have no intentions of involving themselves in human affairs. The aliens are exclusively into human entertainment. They are particularly interested in the show ‘How It’s Made’. This hilarious program showcases how humans create certain products. The aliens also enjoy HGTV shows such as ‘Property Brothers’ and ‘Love It Or List It’.

So Why Do Aliens Love ‘How It’s Made’ So Freaking Much?

While aliens don’t seem interested in human products themselves, they sure are interested in how we make them. To extra-terrestrials, this show is more of a comedy than it is informative. They gather around with their friends and watch as humans inefficiently create goods. It is basically a giant roast session. Apparently the human race is incredibly behind these advanced species of extra-terrestrial. This makes for entertaining television for them.

Why Does The Galactic Federation Want Nothing To Do With Earth?

Can you blame them? The Earth is full of drama. Current residents with similar traits and interests can’t get along, so it is unlikely that aliens have much faith in us. Aliens are much classier than Earthlings. Our scandalous and shameless television is exceptionally interesting for them. It is the type of low-brow comedy that no alien has the lack of respect to create. Humans are the only species in the galaxy that make celebrities out of horrible role models. Aliens get a huge kick out of this backward concept.

Does This Have Anything To Do With The Monoliths?

The aliens were not responsible for the monoliths popping up all over the Earth. This was the work of Nintendo. The event was a huge publicity stunt to hype up a new game. The game is expected to be revealed during the 2020 Game Awards. The stunt was controversial and exciting, but some were disappointed that extra-terrestrials were not responsible.

What do you think about aliens existing? Do you think they sound a little bit judgmental? Let us know in the comments.

Breath of the Wild Monolith

Monoliths Are Now Appearing In Nintendo Games

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For weeks now steel monoliths have been popping up around the globe. No one knows what it means or where they are coming from. It now seems that this could all be a publicity stunt from Nintendo. Monolith Soft are a developer for Nintendo that have worked on the Xenoblade games and helped with The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. It cannot be a coincidence that the monoliths have appeared within Xenoblade Chronicles and Breath of the Wild respectively. Nintendo is about to announce something huge.

How Are The Monoliths Linked To A Monolith Soft Game?

A Monolith In Xenoblade Chronicles

There are rumors that Monolith Soft is working on a game for the Nintendo Switch. It is possible that Nintendo is starting the advertisement campaign for their first big game of 2021. The theory just makes sense. Monolith is in the name of the developer. There is not much information regarding the game. It is unknown if the game with be part of the Xenoblade series, the Legend of Zelda series, or an entirely new IP. This is definitely Nintendo’s biggest publicity stunt to date though, so the game must be glorious.

How Do We Know That This Isn’t A Coincidence?

A Monolith In Super Mario Odyssey

The Breath of the Wild and Xenoblade Chronicles are several years old. To see monoliths popping up in this older games is enough evidence for us. It cannot be a coincidence that these monoliths started popping up in older games the same time they started popping up in the real world. The monoliths also popped up in Super Mario Odyssey. It seems like Nintendo is willing to advertise for this new game within all of their biggest games. The monolith is expected to pop up in Pikmin 3 Deluxe next.

What do you think of this publicity stunt? Do you think that it is fun or harmless? Or do you believe that Nintendo was irresponsible and may have frightened people. Let us know your thoughts in the comments.