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Mike Tyson vs. Jaws

Tyson VS Jaws Will Not Use Social Distancing

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Boxing is a barbaric sport that finds controversy often. The sport pits fighters against each other in a physical manner that often results in injuries. These injuries can last a life time. Boxing is a sport that pushes the envelop often, but has it gone too fair? Tonight we will see the first battle between shark and man. Tyson vs Jaws airs tonight at 9:00pm PST. The fight will feature Mike Tyson and A Freaking Shark going Toe-to-fin as they battle to the death. This brutal battle sounds insane, but that isn’t the shocking part. The battle will not feature social distancing. The controversial decision has riled up angered responses from health professionals and social conscious people alike. Will the fighters even wear masks? It is likely that they won’t.

Mike Tyson isn’t one to fight clean. He is famous for biting an opponent in the ear. Professionals in the boxing world believe it is only fair for Mike Tyson to fight another opponent that is prone to biting. Both fighters could be positive for Covid-19. A bite could be fatal due to the virus, and the stakes are higher than ever. Without social distancing measures being exercised, it is possible we will witness a fatal bite on live television.

How Can Tyson VS Jaws Become A Safe Environment?

Fans request that the fighters use robo arms. These arms would function similar to the ARMS from Nintendo’s new franchise “ARMS”. Mike Tyson refuses to use robo arms though. Mr. Tyson believes that if the shark doesn’t have to wear a mask than he doesn’t have to wear robo arms. The two opponents seem to be at an agreement that they are willing to accept the risks of the fight. Unworried fans anticipate the fight. These fans welcome the blood shed. The winner of the match will go on to fight Roy Jones Jr. in a few months.

Realible World News will be sure to update on the match, especially if there is massive bloodshed.

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Mike Tyson Realizes Pigeons are Too Easy to Destroy, Goes Back to Boxing

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Mike Tyson is the Gerber Baby of boxing. Everyone loves him and he is really cute. After an incredible boxing career with 44 knockout victories, he retired in 2005. He realized humans were too easy to defeat, so he spent the last 15 years fighting various animals. After effortlessly killing bears, tigers, sharks, and even blue whales in hand to hand combat, Mike Tyson realized pigeons were his greatest adversary.

Tyson spent years mastering how to swiftly kill a pigeon. He refuses to let his tour de force stop now. He will bringing his pigeon murder skills back to the boxing ring against Roy Jones Jr.

Mike Tyson Goes From Fighting Pigeons To Children?

Roy Jones Jr. is son of Roy Jones. The boy will be the first junior boxer to fight Mike Tyson. Some fans think this isn’t fair. Other fans however believe this could be the pay-per-view fight of the century. If He can destroy pigeons, sharks, and whales, then their is no doubt that he can destroy a child. The fight is already projected to make millions, and fans are anticipating the day they can see a child attempt to fight a boxing legend.

Some concerned mothers are hoping to get the fight canceled. However, this is unlikely to happen. The fight is expected to make way too much money. They will stop at nothing to broadcast it live across the world. It is difficult to figure out who is in the right. On one hand, the fight seems incredibly risky and dangerous. On the other hand however, it sounds very entertaining. Preventing this historic fight from happening could ruin 2020. People don’t react well to being disappoint. The concerned mother’s could cause more problems than they fix.

We will update the story as it develops. Hopefully the fight gets to air as scheduled.

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