Struggling Reporter Can’t Go Home Until He Finds Out Who Kayne Is
Realible World News reporter Science Williams (myself) has been staring at the computer for 10 hours in attempts to find any information on Kayne. The struggling reporter (again, myself) cannot go home until I find out who Kayne is. Kayne has been trending on and off for the last four days, resulting in five trending hashtags. This public figure seems like a hot topic, but I am unable to find anything on him. If you have any information please send it in to Realible World News.
Struggling Reporter Seriously Still Can’t Find Out Who Kayne Is
I am not allowed to leave the office till I get information on this Kayne guy. Please let me know if you know anything about this mysterious man. I want to go home. Dinner was done at 6:30 and it is definitely cold now. My son is waiting, and my wife could cheat on me. Realible World News staff will not sleep until we reveal information on the mysterious Kayne. Please write in if you have any information.
Update: The struggling reporter is still searching for results. Kayne has not been identified. I am pushing two weeks without sleep, and I am worried for my job. Kayne has trended four times this week, and 19 times since the initial article. Someone somewhere has to know who he is. If you have any leads, please contact me. My food is definitely cold by now, and possibly even rotting. My plants could be dead, and my mailbox could be full. I hope my son is okay, and I hope my wife hasn’t cheated on me too much. One or three times would be okay, but my heart would break if she cheated more than six times. I hope she forgives me for making her have to do this.