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Walt Disney doesn’t even know what Hulu is. The news comes after headlines reported that he will shut down Hulu. Rumors suggest that Disney+ will completely replace Hulu soon. The news is odd, as Walt Disney is too stupid and dead to know what Hulu is. Hulu is a streaming app that only intellectuals know of. This is one reason why he doesn’t know about the service. Another reason could be that Walt Disney’s frozen head does not have streaming privileges. The current CEO of Disney doesn’t even have the decency to give Walt streaming privileges. The current CEO forces Walt to watch basic television forever.

Walt Disney Hasn’t Watched A Disney Product In 50 Years

What does it say about your product when you don’t even enjoy it? Walt not only doesn’t know what Hulu is, but he straight up hasn’t even watched a Disney product in 50 years. Aside from Good Dinosaur, the average person has enjoyed nearly all Disney films. To think that the creator of Disney is one of the few people who haven’t is absurd. A perfect analogy would be if Elon Musk didn’t own a Telsa car. Another analogy would be if Mister Dreamworks didn’t have a Shrek comforter on his bed. Disappointed fans hate hearing that Walt never saw Frozen or Tangled. Unfortunately the ignorance goes back farther than that. Reports suggest that Walt hasn’t even seen Tarzan or Hercules. Walt clearly doesn’t stand by his own products.

Perhaps Walt Hates His Products Altogether?

Another theory is that Walt doesn’t even enjoy his empire and never has. Many entrepreneurs merely use their products for profit. They create anything that will make a buck; their own opinion on the product doesn’t matter. Evidence suggests this is exactly how Walt thinks. Until there is definite proof that Walt enjoys or watches his product, we will choose to believe that he hates them entirely.

Realible World News will update the story if Walt’s frozen head ever gets access to Hulu.