Dr. Evil Jail

Dr. Evil just made bail on an insane $1,000,000,000 bond. The super villain has been in prison since 2002. The bond took nearly 20 years to be paid, but luckily enough villains contributed to his gofundme campaign, which was created by Mini Me. The move seems political at best, and world devastating at worst. No one knows what to make of this shocking debacle. This villainous genius is impossible to rehabilitate. He has been given chance after chance, but he always has a new dastardly scheme up his sleeve.

What Does This Mean For Dr. Evil?

There are many theories about what Dr. Evil could do next.

Firstly, it is possible he will seek revenge. The super villain just spent 18 years behind bars. It is unlikely that he will have nothing but resentment against all governing bodies of the world. Secondly, it is possible he is a changed man. People may have donated to his gofundme in order to give him a second chance. Dr. Evil has plenty of fans, and many sympathize with the villain. Thirdly, it is possible that he will run for President of the United States. Being POTUS has always been a dream of his. A political enemy can never run for President of the United States, but there is a chance Dr. Evil will be completely pardoned by Donald Trump. If he is pardoned, he will be able to run for president.

Lastly, it is possible this is all just a publicity stunt for Austin Powers 4. This would be exciting, as Austin Powers may be the only one that can save 2020.

Let us know what you think about Dr. Evil making bail. Do you think he deserves freedom? Or do you believe an evil genius can never truly change? We will update the story as it develops.