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Wandavision Fans Summon Mephisto After Saying His Name A Million Times

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Mephisto is here. He has broken the bonds of the fictional world and is now bringing havoc to the real world. The demon has laid dormant for thousands of years waiting to regain his power. Wandavision fans have summoned Mephisto into the real world after saying his name over a million times. He already has thousands of followers ready to join his army of evil.

Who Is Mephisto?

Is he Pietro Maximoff? Perhaps he is Vision? Maybe he is Wanda Maximoff herself? What about the television in the living room? Mephisto is the guy who takes the fall for everything in the MCU. If any character acts odd, sinister, or “off”, it must be Mephisto. He even takes the blame for bad writing or plot holes. One MCU fan echoed “this isn’t a plot hole! This was foreshadowing Mephisto joining the MCU. I know The Avengers is a 2012 film, but it clearly was setting up for the 2023 Fantastic Four film. You guys need to learn to be more patient and understand that the MCU is complex. Maybe you shouldn’t even watch these movies if you can’t keep up kiddo”. Clearly the devil is the root of everything and anything in the MCU, and fans are excited to see him join the real world.

Where Is He Now?

No one knows who Mephisto is appearing as within the real world. With how wild the world has been the last few years, one would think he was here the whole time. Is he under the guise of a powerful corrupt politician? Maybe he is a villain-esque billionaire? Is he the reason your significant other is acting weird lately? Could he even be your dog? Yes, all of this is true. He could be anywhere. If there is one thing to take from this article, it is that he is everywhere. Get your blaming finger ready, and accuse everyone and anyone of being Mephisto.

What do you think of Wandavision fans summoning Mephisto? Will you join his army of evil? Let us know in the comments.

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Walt Disney Is Too Stupid And Dead To Know What Hulu Is

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Walt Disney doesn’t even know what Hulu is. The news comes after headlines reported that he will shut down Hulu. Rumors suggest that Disney+ will completely replace Hulu soon. The news is odd, as Walt Disney is too stupid and dead to know what Hulu is. Hulu is a streaming app that only intellectuals know of. This is one reason why he doesn’t know about the service. Another reason could be that Walt Disney’s frozen head does not have streaming privileges. The current CEO of Disney doesn’t even have the decency to give Walt streaming privileges. The current CEO forces Walt to watch basic television forever.

Walt Disney Hasn’t Watched A Disney Product In 50 Years

What does it say about your product when you don’t even enjoy it? Walt not only doesn’t know what Hulu is, but he straight up hasn’t even watched a Disney product in 50 years. Aside from Good Dinosaur, the average person has enjoyed nearly all Disney films. To think that the creator of Disney is one of the few people who haven’t is absurd. A perfect analogy would be if Elon Musk didn’t own a Telsa car. Another analogy would be if Mister Dreamworks didn’t have a Shrek comforter on his bed. Disappointed fans hate hearing that Walt never saw Frozen or Tangled. Unfortunately the ignorance goes back farther than that. Reports suggest that Walt hasn’t even seen Tarzan or Hercules. Walt clearly doesn’t stand by his own products.

Perhaps Walt Hates His Products Altogether?

Another theory is that Walt doesn’t even enjoy his empire and never has. Many entrepreneurs merely use their products for profit. They create anything that will make a buck; their own opinion on the product doesn’t matter. Evidence suggests this is exactly how Walt thinks. Until there is definite proof that Walt enjoys or watches his product, we will choose to believe that he hates them entirely.

Realible World News will update the story if Walt’s frozen head ever gets access to Hulu.

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Disney’s Coronavirus Response: Adds COVID-19 Death Toll To Countries in It’s A Small World

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Disney’s COVID-19 Struggle

In preparation for Disneyland’s reopening later this year, cast members are minimizing risk. Disney’s coronavirus response has faced huge criticisms. People are unhappy with Florida’s Disneyworld opening as coronavirus cases sky rocket. Although Disneyworld has socially distanced lines and rides, frequent cleaning, and limited occupancy, it is believed to have contributed to the pandemic. California is a virus hotspot, and Disneyland would surely contribute to the cases. Nonetheless, Disneyland builds toward an opening, and Disney’s coronavirus response takes surprising turns.

Disney’s Coronavirus Response

It’s A Small World is one of Disneyland’s longest lasting rides. Disney fans know this ride by heart. Your boat takes you on a peaceful ride around the world. As your boat crawls through the ride, you travel to Europe, Asia, South America, the South Pacific, and back home to good ol’ United States of America. This ride opened in 1966, and has had few changes since. Disney’s Coronavirus Response brings the a major addition to It’s A Small World.

On the ride, there will be a real time coronavirus death tolls for each country you pass through. They will use statistics from the World Health Organization to make sure their numbers are up to date and accurate. What seems like a morbid addition to an otherwise happy ride could bring to light how dangerous this virus really is. Disney will not let park goers forget the devastating aftermath of this pandemic.

Another addition to the park is large COVID-19 virus particles that will float around the Pixie Hollow area. Since the scenery in Pixie Hollow grows to give the illusion of being fairy sized, the COVID-19 particles will be to the same, massive scale Disney hopes that the realization of how easily this virus could consume Tinker Bell will finally force people to take it seriously. Disney’s coronavirus response shows that this company is willing to go above and beyond to make their parks safe.