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NEW BORAT LAWSUIT FROM HIS CRAZIEST STUNT YET | Weekly Broadcast

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For the Weekly Broadcast of October 30th, we report on the new Borat lawsuit from his craziest stunt yet, Dr. Fauci favorite sex positions, Minecraft Steve in Super Smash Bros, Amazon Prime Voting, and more.

NEW BORAT LAWSUIT FROM HIS CRAZIEST STUNT YET

NEW BORAT LAWSUIT FROM HIS CRAZIEST STUNT YET | Weekly Broadcast

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New Borat Lawsuit From His Most Crazy Antic Yet

This isn’t the first Borat lawsuit. Everyone loves and remembers Borat. Now with Borat 2 on the horizon, fans are even more excited. Let’s take a look at Borat’s antics from his first film. Some of which landed Sacha Baron Cohen, the actor and brains behind Borat, in legal trouble. Sacha Baron Cohen is taking his stunts to a new level for Borat 2. This film is being produced and released in the midst of a pandemic, but that hasn’t stopped Borat from harassing the public like never before. This new Borat lawsuit is caused by the hijacking of a school bus.

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Top 5 Best Sexual Positions Of All Time: As Recommended By Dr. Fauci

Top 5 Best Sexual Positions

Dr. Fauci has said a lot throughout 2020. His professional opinion is highly respected. Now Dr. Fauci finally spills the beans. He just revealed the top 5 heathiest sexual positions of all time. This list contains details on the 5 best sexual position that he recommends.

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Steve’s Meat Removed From Super Smash Brothers Ultimate

For some odd reason, Steve’s meat has been removed from Super Smash Brothers Ultimate. The internet made some jokes about Steve’s victory screen. These were only jokes though. Fans joked about Steve’s victory pose because it looks as if he is holding his penis. In Minecraft, Steve can hold and eat meat to regain health. Steve was merely participating in a post battle meal, but the internet made a joke out of it. No one really thought this was Steve’s penis, but now Nintendo had the victory pose removed. This only makes it more suspicious. Why would Nintendo removed what was obviously Steve holding meat? Could it really have been his penis after all?

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Disneyland Theme Park Characters Are Now Forced To Wear Masks Over Their Masks

Disneyland Theme Park Characters Masks


Have you ever been concerned about have a Disneyland Theme Park Character cover you in saliva droplets? Your fears are now over. Disneyland will now be forcing their Theme Park Characters to wear additional masks over their mouths. No one knows if the move is to physically stop viral contagions from transferring to others. It could be that the change is more metaphorical in nature.

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The USPS Is Useless Now That “Prime-Voting” Is Coming To Amazon Prime

The USPS has been useless for awhile. The service is often slow and unproductive. UPS and Amazon Prime have always delivered with urgency and came with great costumer service. The USPS is having trouble competing with the other delivery services. The government has funded the USPS since it’s inception. However, this funding is coming to an end. Americans are wondering how they will vote now, and Amazon has the answer. The company announced that an Amazon Prime subscription will now come with Prime-Voting.

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Reopen Disneyland

Reopen Disneyland: Disneyland Files As A Strip Club To Qualify For Reopening

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Disneyland is doing a major rebranding. Disneyland will no longer be an amusement parks. Amusement parks are closed indefinitely. Disneyland will be following the lead of other businesses that are allowed to remain open. Disneyland will now be filed as a strip club. The news is shocking to some, but welcoming to most. Whatever it takes to reopen Disneyland.

What Do People Think About Strip Club Disney?

We asked a recently let go employee currently protesting outside of the Disneyland gates. The ex. employee said “I don’t care what Disneyland is on paper. The park is the happiest place on Earth. People don’t contract diseases at the happiest place on Earth. It is safe, and it should be open. If Disneyland has to file as a strip club to remain open, so be it. I will shamelessly go and support this decision”.

Others are not so happy. We asked a counter-protestor for their opinion. The Orange County local said “I am not taking my kids to a strip club. I understand many weird 20 to 30 years olds like going to Disneyland, but this isn’t okay. We can’t just call Disneyland a strip club. It is an amusement park. You can call a cow a duck, but it is still a cow. You can’t just change what Disneyland is”.

Why Did Disneyland Do This?

Bars and strip clubs have found many ways to stay open. Disneyland is just the latest attraction to jump on the bandwagon. Bars have to sell food to stay open, and Disneyland has to pretend not to be an amusement park. Both of these things seem silly, but the government is convinced it makes sense. No one knows if Disneyland will stay a strip club forever. At the moment this is just a temporary change to beat the system.

Disneyland has done a lot throughout this pandemic. From showcasing Covid deaths outside of it’s a small world to forcing park characters to wear masks over their masks, but has Disneyland finally gone to far?

What do you think about the reopen Disneyland protests? Let us know in the comments.

Disneyland Theme Park Characters Masks

Disneyland Theme Park Characters Are Now Forced To Wear Masks Over Their Masks

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Have you ever been concerned about have a Disneyland Theme Park Character cover you in saliva droplets? Your fears are now over. Disneyland will now be forcing their Theme Park Characters to wear additional masks over their mouths. No one knows if the move is to physically stop viral contagions from transferring to others. It could be that the change is more metaphorical in nature. The metaphorical theory is that Disney hopes to get children will wear their masks. If their favorite characters are doing it, it could make it cool. It kind of makes sense, but it also just looks silly. Regardless, it just seems redundant to have masked people wearing masks.

Wouldn’t It Break The Immersion If The Mascots Acted Like There Wasn’t A Pandemic?

This could be a valid point, except Disney already pretends the world is better than it actually is. Disneyland is notorious for covered up deaths at the park, illnesses, or really any sort of controversy at all. Disneyland even tried opening up its gates during the middle of the pandemic. At this point, it is almost hypocritical to have anyone wear a mask at all. Disneyland has already made it clear they care about money more than lives. Also the Disneyland Theme Park Characters look suffocated under two layers of masks.

Why Do The Theme Park Characters Agree To Such Demands?

The Theme Park Characters are in no position to argue. Any employee that even speaks while in character immediately disappears. No one ever hears from these employees ever again. If they can’t even talk, how can they argue? The dots can easily be connected at this point. Disneyland flips and flops whenever it is convenient. Who knows what strange rules they will enforce next. I see a third layer of masks on the horizon.