Simon Cowell Disappoints With Terrible Electric Bike Performance
Simon Cowell
Simon Cowell’s notoriously harsh criticisms of performers on talent shows has made him a household name. He is a judge on America’s Got Talent, Britain’s Got Talent, X Factor, and American Idol. Also, Simon Cowell has formed some of the biggest bands of the decade. One Direction, Susan Boyle, and Fifth Harmony have Simon Cowell to thank for their major success. With this track record, you would think Simon Cowell has some performance capability.
Now that he’s 60 years old, Simon needs to take it easy on his body. Especially with his 6 year old son, he has his hands full. Nonetheless, Simon can’t help but push himself to his performative limits. Simon recently invested in an electric bike and has been practicing a bicycle dancing performance. This is a niche performance art, but Simon is adamant about his passion.
Simon’s Big Performance
Simon Cowell debuted his big performance on August 9th, 2020. It was scheduled to be a 3 hours long “Bicycle Ballet.” It’s unknown what that means, but that’s what Simon called it. Before starting, Simon said “This performance will show the world that I’m not only a great judge, but an incredible performer.” About 15 seconds into his act, Simon tipped over and fell off the bike. It seemed he hardly knew how to ride. At first, the crowd thought this was part of the performance. However, once he didn’t move for 10 minutes and paramedics showed up, they knew that this performance was a major flop.
Simon ended up breaking his back. We hope he makes a full and speedy recovery. This shouldn’t have an impact on his ability to judge on America’s Got Talent. We hope this doesn’t discourage him. We would love to see your bicycle ballet. Please don’t lose your spark Simon Cowell!