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August 7 2020

Trolls Doll Pulled Off Shelves After Bill Clinton Orders Every Single One

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Trolls dolls are popular children toys. The dolls are more popular than ever after the release of the latest two Trolls movies. Despite the popularity, a specific Trolls doll is being pulled from all store shelves. So why would a Trolls doll be discontinued? The reason is a shocking one.

Why Is The Trolls Doll Being Pulled Off Shelves?

The Trolls doll is gone because it has sold out indefinitely. This sounds odd, but this specific doll is different than most. The Troll laughs when you press a button on its coochie. So is the doll sold out because it is a rare manufacturing mistake? Do enthusiast plan to buy and resell this infamous doll? No, it is sold out because former U.S. president Bill Clinton is a huge fan of the error. Once the news hit the internet, he immediately purchased every single one from every single outlet. This may sound old, but it really doesn’t if you know anything about Bill Clinton. He has always been a fan of things like this.

Even If Bill Clinton Is A Fan Himself, Why Did He Purchase So Many?

Bill Clinton purchases every single copy of this Trolls doll because he has tons of friends who would appreciate it. Bill Clinton is President of the Little Trolls Club, a popular Troll fan club. Other members include Ellen DeGeneres, Bill Gates, Joe Biden, His Wife Hilary, and nearly every celebrity and politician you can think of. No one knows for sure why they are all so drawn to Trolls dolls, or why they specifically love this new coochie button doll. Research suggests that the doll serves as a reminder of simpler times. Conspiracy theorists believe it is a secret code, like pizza gate. No one knows for sure, but everyone knows that this doll will not be found any time soon.

Realible World News will be sure to keep the world updated on Bill Clinton’s elite Trolls fan club.

August 2 2020

Bill Clinton Can’t Stop Getting Lost On His Way Home, Accidentally Ends Up On Pedo Island 34 Times!

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Whacky Ex-President Bill Clinton just can’t stop making silly mistakes. Mr. Clinton reportedly accidentally landed on Pedo Island 34 times. This sounds like a whacky plotline for a sitcom, but it is not. Bill Clinton often finds himself getting in whacky situations, such as the time he ended up getting oral sex in the oval office; they should rename it the oral office, am I right?

Experts suggest that Bill Clinton installs a GPS, or at least have one of his servants do it, as it will look really weird if Bill accidentally ends up on Pedo island a 35th time. To be fair, Pedo Island is incredibly difficult to miss. The island has been a giant, obvious, and unavoidable landmark for decades. Weirdly enough most celebrities, politicians, or remotely powerful figures often accidentally end up on Pedo Island.

Realible World News will be sure to update if Bill ends up on Pedo Island a few more times. We have a slight suspicion that he will before his suicide.