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For the Weekly Broadcast of October 9th, we report on Onlyfans new tutoring service for children, Bill Clinton and his accidental trips to pedophile island, the new treat that has vampire role-players in a frenzy, easy to use roller-skates, and Nickelodeon’s new Dan Schneider show.

ONLYFANS ADDS SERVICE TO TUTOR CHILDREN

ONLYFANS ADDS SERVICE TO TUTOR CHILDREN | Weekly Broadcast

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Onlyfans Adds Service To Tutor Children

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Schools across the country are shutting down due to COVID-19. Once summer ends, Kids will be stuck at home with limited access to the typical academic resources they are used to. Physical classrooms have great amenities: in person teachers, study groups with peers, science labs, daily in-school tutoring, and more. Many parents are struggling with the home-schooling they will need for their children. There are online classes taught by regular teachers that will give a baseline education, but supplementary teaching and homework help is going to be a major hurdle for parents to handle. OnlyFans is seizing this new opportunity.

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Bill Clinton Can’t Stop Getting Lost On His Way Home, Accidentally Ends Up On Pedo Island 34 Times!

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Whacky Ex-President Bill Clinton just can’t stop making silly mistakes. Mr. Clinton reportedly accidentally landed on Pedo Island 34 times. This sounds like a whacky plotline for a sitcom, but it is not. Bill Clinton often finds himself getting in whacky situations, such as the time he ended up getting oral sex in the oval office; they should rename it the oral office, am I right?

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Menstrual Blood Pancakes Attract Avid Vampire Role players

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Periods are not something the typical person find appetizing. This California based restaurant disagrees. They pride themselves on being free bleeders, on the more extreme end of feminism. They believe that the stigma toward menstruation is damaging. Research backs up these claims, and the normalization of periods would be beneficial to woman of all ages.

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These Rollerskates With Square Wheels Will Save You From Embarrassment At The Skate Rink

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Nobody likes going out with friends to try out new things just to end up embarrassing themselves. Especially for the less athletic folk out there, putting a bogey in minigolf, constant gutters at the bowling alley, and failing to pull the parachute cord skydiving can be mortifying experiences. Your social circle loses respect for you and your friends never treat you the same.

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Nickelodeon Announces New Dan Schneider Series “Eight Feet, One Man”

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Nickelodeon has announced a brand new series that will spark the return of Dan Schneider to Nickelodeon. “Eight Feet, One Man” will be coming to Nickelodeon this November. The show will be a sitcom about a octopus that is adopted into a family of humans. Think Stewart Little meets OctoDad.

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Trolls Doll Removed From Shelves

Trolls Doll Pulled Off Shelves After Bill Clinton Orders Every Single One

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Trolls dolls are popular children toys. The dolls are more popular than ever after the release of the latest two Trolls movies. Despite the popularity, a specific Trolls doll is being pulled from all store shelves. So why would a Trolls doll be discontinued? The reason is a shocking one.

Why Is The Trolls Doll Being Pulled Off Shelves?

The Trolls doll is gone because it has sold out indefinitely. This sounds odd, but this specific doll is different than most. The Troll laughs when you press a button on its coochie. So is the doll sold out because it is a rare manufacturing mistake? Do enthusiast plan to buy and resell this infamous doll? No, it is sold out because former U.S. president Bill Clinton is a huge fan of the error. Once the news hit the internet, he immediately purchased every single one from every single outlet. This may sound old, but it really doesn’t if you know anything about Bill Clinton. He has always been a fan of things like this.

Even If Bill Clinton Is A Fan Himself, Why Did He Purchase So Many?

Bill Clinton purchases every single copy of this Trolls doll because he has tons of friends who would appreciate it. Bill Clinton is President of the Little Trolls Club, a popular Troll fan club. Other members include Ellen DeGeneres, Bill Gates, Joe Biden, His Wife Hilary, and nearly every celebrity and politician you can think of. No one knows for sure why they are all so drawn to Trolls dolls, or why they specifically love this new coochie button doll. Research suggests that the doll serves as a reminder of simpler times. Conspiracy theorists believe it is a secret code, like pizza gate. No one knows for sure, but everyone knows that this doll will not be found any time soon.

Realible World News will be sure to keep the world updated on Bill Clinton’s elite Trolls fan club.

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Bill Clinton Can’t Stop Getting Lost On His Way Home, Accidentally Ends Up On Pedo Island 34 Times!

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Whacky Ex-President Bill Clinton just can’t stop making silly mistakes. Mr. Clinton reportedly accidentally landed on Pedo Island 34 times. This sounds like a whacky plotline for a sitcom, but it is not. Bill Clinton often finds himself getting in whacky situations, such as the time he ended up getting oral sex in the oval office; they should rename it the oral office, am I right?

Experts suggest that Bill Clinton installs a GPS, or at least have one of his servants do it, as it will look really weird if Bill accidentally ends up on Pedo island a 35th time. To be fair, Pedo Island is incredibly difficult to miss. The island has been a giant, obvious, and unavoidable landmark for decades. Weirdly enough most celebrities, politicians, or remotely powerful figures often accidentally end up on Pedo Island.

Realible World News will be sure to update if Bill ends up on Pedo Island a few more times. We have a slight suspicion that he will before his suicide.