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Today Microsoft announced the highly anticipated new game in the Halo series. Halo, as one could assume from its name, is a series following Jesus lover Master Chief. Master Chief is a devote follower of Christ that will do anything to bring his second coming, including circumcising himself. Halo is loosely based off the tales of Abraham and his conquest throughout space. Halo VI: Jesus Is Coming will feature 8-player online prayer sessions, and Sunday bible school will be available for players under the age of 18. Sunday bible school sessions will be moderated by a previously convicted pedophile who will be serving his dues through community service. Christian moms couldn’t be more excited for the game.

Is Halo VI Approved By Parents?

We interviewed Karen Sharonton who said “I am excited for my 7 boys to play the game. Jesus Christ is a prominent figure in our household, and I for one will be replacing our homages of him with ones of Master Chief. Modern times call for modern décor, and I am excited to bond with my sons over halo”. Very nice Karen, we anticipate playing the game as well. The game is announced after the immediate cancelation of Halo Infinite; the game suffered from instant criticization due to the lack of Jesus Christ in the trailer. Hopefully Halo VI: Jesus Is Coming will be the game that revives the franchise and launches it to new heights.

What Other New Features Will The Game Have?

Halo VI: Jesus Is Coming will be the first Halo game to include 5 distinct features. Firstly, the game will feature prayer sessions. This has been missing from all other Halo games. Secondly, as previously mentioned, the game will feature Sunday School lessons taught by previously convicted pedophiles. Thirdly, the game will feature Master Chief’s struggle with his faith. fourthly, online will be disable permanently to any player who mentions another religion other than modern Christianity. Lastly, the game will feature a storyline, as none of the other games had anything that remotely resembled good story telling.

Realible World News will be keeping an eye out for any new video game news; especially games involving Jesus and his followers.

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