FBI Raids Jake Paul Mansion, Finds Ninja Warrior Drew Drechsel and 4 Children
Jake Paul and the FBI
The FBI are in hot pursuit of riot and looting instigators. The George Floyd protest turned into rioting and looting in many cities. There were some individuals who used the riot as a cover-up for selfish violence. The FBI suspects Jake Paul of involvement with a mall looting during one of these riots. After the FBI raid, they dropped charges on Jake Paul, but one celebrity is in deep trouble.
Drew Drechsel at the Mansion
The FBI found none other than American Ninja Warrior winner Drew Drechsel. Few people would actually consider this man a celebrity, but he is close enough to have the pedophilia capabilities of one. Drechsel was located in the hot tub with four children on leashes. Jake Paul was supposedly grilling up a mean burger when the FBI barged in. Meanwhile, Drechsel chased Jake Paul’s friend Evan Eckenrode, better known as “Dwarf Mamba,” thinking he was a child.
Deschel pleaded not guilty. He said, “I am THE American Ninja Warrior. I don’t play by the rules of those lower than me. Those children should be honored to be in the presence of greatness. I achieved total victory! It was me!” He continued on screaming about Mt. Midoriyama, but most of his words were unintelligible.
We were able to get a quick word from Paul when he was being detained, “I was so startled I dropped the burger into the barbecue and splashed myself with boiling grease. Today was not an epic win.” Furthermore, Paul claims he had no idea Drechsel brought the leashed children into his home. It is tough to believe this, as Paul was grill 7 burgers when the FBI raided his home. That’s one for Jake Paul, one for Drechsel, one for Dwarf Mamba, and 4 for the children.