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Top 5 Best Sexual Positions Of All Time: As Recommended By Dr. Fauci

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Dr. Fauci has said a lot throughout 2020. His professional opinion is highly respected. Now Dr. Fauci finally spills the beans. He just revealed the top 5 heathiest sexual positions of all time. This list contains details on the 5 best sexual position that he recommends.

Dr. Fauci’s Top 5 Best Sexual Positions Of All Time

1. The Leapfrog

mid adult couple practicing for the leapfrog position

What was once a childhood game is now the healthiest sexual position of all time. It works every muscle and utilizes the entire body. It is more a legitimate workout than a position for intercourse. The Leapfrog position sounds exactly how it is. One person jumps over the other person and then they switch off. After each landing you have a quick burst of fun and then start jumping again. We expect 2020 to be the year of the Leapfrog. Some even say the Leapfrog is the best sexual position ever.

2. The Upside Down Rodeo Clown

real life visual of a rodeo clown in action

This one is another exhausting one. One person mounts the back of the other. The one being mounted then proceeds to run around bucking and flailing. The goal is to knock the mounter off. The ultimate reward comes if you manage to stay unthrown the entire duration. Oh yeah, and the mounter has to even hold themselves upside down every minute or so. It is a huge workout with huge pay offs. Dressing as a clown is mandatory, as it creates a sense of immersion.

3. Playing Doctor

a three-way example of playing doctor

This one sounds a little biased, but it sounds like a blast. Playing doctor has now been recommended by an actual doctor. This one is exactly how it sounds. One person plays patient, the other plays the doctor. You get a lot of freedom with this one. Basically any simulated case works. Dr. Fauci recommends playing pulmonary lung disease. You push air into your parent over and over again in attempts to help them breathe. This can cause some light headedness, but what comes after could be a treat. Practice safety and don’t do anything Dr. Fauci wouldn’t do.

4. Red Rover

A tiny group trying out red rover

This one is wild. It is hard to imagine this one was approved by a doctor. Red Rover involves swapping partners over and over again with a large group of people. Don’t do this one during a pandemic. Save this one for 2021. Each group lines up while facing the other group. Participants then take turns calling another person over. This happens until everyone has mated with everyone else. This game can last long, so bring your best.

5. Sonic and Tails

a Tails dressed up

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Last but not least, we have Sonic and Tails. This one is all about speed. If you are running short on time, utilized this one. The Sonic and Tails should take no more than 7 seconds. One person pretends to be Tails, utilizing fox rectal décor. The other is Sonic. Sonic just focuses on speed. The name does a good enough job of setting the scene, so I will leave it at that. We have no idea why this one is approved by Dr. Fauci, as the health implications don’t seem to be there. Perhaps it is just a personal favorite.

What did you think about these top 5 best sexual positions? Let us know which you have been utilizing in the comments.

Sexy Couple Costumes For Halloween

Sexy Halloween Costumes For Couples 2020, So Sexy It Is Terrifying

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Sexy Halloween costumes are fun and liberating. Young couples love putting together cute pairings. These sexy Halloween costumes for couples are guaranteed to kill this year.

Sexy Halloween Costumes For Couples 2020

  1. Mario riding Yoshi
Mario riding Yoshi

This costume is the sexiest couple’s costume in the world. Imagine showing up at the party as a complete unit. Your boyfriend is on your back, you are bent over running around as a dinosaur. The whole thing just screams “sexy”. The costume is traditionally worn by one user, but with some magic it becomes the sexiest Halloween costume for couples of 2020.

2. Donald Trump and Covid-19

Donald Trump and Covid-19

Donald Trump and Covid-19 go together like peanut butter and jelly. Everyone at the party will know that you are your significant other are together. This costume is the perfect sexy pair for couples.

3. Shane Dawson and his cat

Shane Dawson and his cat courtesy of lolShaneDawson

Shane Dawson and his cat were the big couple of 2019. Bringing them back into the spotlight this Halloween will be funnier than ever. Shane Dawson was recently canceled, so the costume is extra hilarious. Shane Dawson was in a sexual relationship with his cat. This makes these costumes the perfect sexy couples costume for Halloween 2020.

4. The Hulk and Black Widow

The Hulk and Black Widow

The Hulk and Black Widow are both very relevant in 2020. Both characters were featured in The Avengers Video Game by Square Enix. In the game, both characters are sexier than ever. The developers brought on a whole team just to model and animated the character’s asses. If that isn’t sexy, than we don’t know what is. Appearing at a party as these two characters guarantees you and your significant other will get all of the attention.

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5. Toad and Toad

Toad Costume

Toad is incredibly sexy. We recommend removing the shirt and wearing his the vest. Bonus points are due if you only wear a diaper as well. Showing up to a party as two Toads is one of the sexiest acts you can do this Halloween. No one will ever forget those two sexy Toads that showed up to the 2020 Halloween party.

Did you like our list? Comment down below if you plan to wear one of these 5 sexy couple costumes for 2020.

Best couple's halloween costumes for 2020

Most Unexpected Couple’s Halloween Costumes

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Halloween gives everyone the chance to be their favorite hero, the evilest villain, or the sexiest nun. Adults and children alike dress up every year for trick or treating, parties, and plain old fun. In addition, this holiday has struck a cord with couples as well. Every year you see tons of cute couple’s Halloween costumes. Some popular ones include Cinderella and Prince Charming, Thing 1 and Thing 2, Mario and Peach. However, these are pretty generic. Here, you’ll see the best, most eye catching couple’s Halloween costumes that will make you and your significant other the life of the party.

1. Gross Fat Winnie the Poo and Sexy Petite Piglet

Everyone knows the couple where the girl is way out of the guy’s league. Typically, it’s a gross, unhygienic World of Warcraft fanatic with his unexpectedly hot Hooters waitress girlfriend. We’ve thought of the perfect couple’s Halloween costume for them. The guy already has the body type of Winnie, while the girl makes for the perfect sexy Piglet.

2. Magic Mike and Another Magic Mike

With how dominated media is by straight couples, it’s often difficult for gay couple to find fitting couple’s Halloween costumes. We’ve found the perfect remedy for this. Magic Mike and his incredibly erotic physique will turn any man gay. So what’s more perfect Magic Mike and another Magic Mike for a couple’s Halloween costume?

3. Hunter and a Deer

Since this costume is completely gender neutral, it makes an appealing option to everyone. Hunting is a fantastic activity, and pretending to hunt your significant other makes it even better. The possibilities for this costume are endless. Instead of a deer, perhaps animals off the endangered species list would pair better with the hunter. Hunter and a Panda, Hunter and a Bornean Orangutan, Hunter and Giant Otter, etc.

This married couple is following our spatula tip!

Married Couples, Here’s 5 Ways to Spice Up Things In The Kitchen

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Cooking could become one of the most mundane tasks if couples aren’t careful. Especially for married couples that have been together for years. There’s nothing sexy about mashing potatoes or cutting tomatoes. So what can be done to keep things exciting? It’s surprisingly easy. Most couples miss out on the excitement that can happen in the kitchen. Between simmering sausages and hot steamy dishes, the kitchen is an exciting place. Changing cooking from a chore to a fun bonding activity is important. Here are 5 ways to do this with ease.

  1. Slip A Finger Into the Toaster

One thing your partner won’t be expecting is you slipping a finger into the toaster. Whether you heating up bagels, bread, or possibly some buns, this is the perfect opportunity to catch your partner off guard. Due to the nature of toasting, this is probably easiest during breakfast. And what better way is there to start off the day? Whether you use your right or your left hand, your partner will panic and not understand why you burnt your finger so severely.

2. Get Frisky with the Spatula

Firstly, spatulas are always accessible in the kitchen. Secondly, spatulas are great for spanking. It’s an easy two step process. Flip the pancake, slap your man’s cake, flip the pancake, slap your man’s cake. You don’t want to stop this until your man is trembling in pain of the floor. You’ll have perfectly cooked pancakes and a spiced up relationship.

3. Play with Paprika

Paprika can quite literally “spice” things up. This is why you must integrate paprika into everything you do. A nice walk on the beach? Replace the sand with paprika. Staying inside for movie night? Pour some paprika on the table and stare at it. Therefore, it’s easy to add paprika to any activity and make things a bit more spicy.

4. Cook at 80mph

It’s time to hop in the car and cook at high speeds! However, this one takes some practice. Since mac and cheese is a simple item to make, we’ll use this as an example. Bring some boiling water to the car, open your box of easy mac, and head to the freeway. Gas it up and dump the noodles. Afterward, take an upcoming exit and enjoy the meal. Cooking like this is sure to keep things fresh for all married couples.

5. Order Takeout

Finally, it’s the end of a long day. Maybe it just isn’t the right time to cook. Married couple need to understand when it’s not worth pushing things. That’s when it’s time to throw in the towel and order in some food.